Calories don’t count…

• on birthdays
• at charity functions
• on vacation
• while standing up
• while drinking Diet Coke
• when the Hot Donuts Now light is on at Krispy Kreme
• when you’re dining with friends
• at the bar
• at blog conferences
• on holidays, up to and including Flag Day, Sweetest Day and Groundhog’s Day
• on picnics

So… that leaves a window of about 30 minutes on every other Tuesday for calories to count, right?

What are other times that calories don’t count?