Can I Ask A Stupid Question?

Do it. You know you have one on the edge of your tongue. You wanna ask it but think you’ll get laughed at. Or worse (see picture – yikes)! Well, today’s your day!

All your teachers told you the same thing every year. “There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Well, that’s not really true. There ARE stupid questions. I can think of a few…

  • Are you serious? Wouldn’t have said it if I weren’t serious…
  • What’s the capital of Washington, DC? Uh…
  • You ready to push? Of course! I can’t *wait* to push a thing the size of a watermelon out of my hoo-ha! Can’t wait!
  • How are you? This is stupid because nobody ever really wants to know. And everybody always answers “fine.”
  • Can I ask a stupid question? Because obviously…  *insert LARGE eyeroll here*
  • Was that a stupid question? No.

So what are some other stupid questions? Entertain me!