Do it. You know you have one on the edge of your tongue. You wanna ask it but think you’ll get laughed at. Or worse (see picture – yikes)! Well, today’s your day!
All your teachers told you the same thing every year. “There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Well, that’s not really true. There ARE stupid questions. I can think of a few…
- Are you serious? Wouldn’t have said it if I weren’t serious…
- What’s the capital of Washington, DC? Uh…
- You ready to push? Of course! I can’t *wait* to push a thing the size of a watermelon out of my hoo-ha! Can’t wait!
- How are you? This is stupid because nobody ever really wants to know. And everybody always answers “fine.”
- Can I ask a stupid question? Because obviously… *insert LARGE eyeroll here*
- Was that a stupid question? No.
So what are some other stupid questions? Entertain me!