We’re going back to basics today. I want you to just write. No topic. Just dump all the contents in your brain out.
I don’t know about y’all, but I need that. I probably need it for longer than 5 minutes, but it’ll have to do!
Your five minutes starts now.
I’m supposed to dump my brain. Where do I start? It’s so loud in here I can’t think straight. The dog is yapping. The kid’s on the computer playing a loud game. Football is on. The dishwasher is running.
Why can’t things be silent sometimes? I’m going to make a point to go outside at work early in the mornings if it’s not too busy for a few minutes. It’s always calm and cool before the customers start coming in. But then it gets loud.
We’re going to a baseball game tomorrow. I’m not excited about it really. I don’t care for baseball so I may take my iPad and try to write. Or I’ll just tweet dumbass things about how much I hate baseball.
Henry’s trying to eat a little piece of french bread that’s harder than a rock. I’m afraid he’s about to pull all his non-loose teeth out. What’s the dog doing? What the hell? She’s like a tiny little thing on speed. Now the kid’s talking to me. Will you watch me? Will you watch me? Watch me.
I’m watching adn typing at the same time. He’s tap dancing. It’s absolutely hilarious. He’s proud of himself.
I think I’m going to go to bed when I finish this. It’s 8:09 when I’m writing this but it’s later than that somewhere else, right? Eh, whatever. I’ll just be old.
Is my 5 minutes ever going to be up?
Oh, it’s up now. Later.